More of my penetrating insight. Just three moves to talk about and one "move."
Leading off, The Bastards DL-bound dropped prospect Phil Hughes and acquired RF Carlos Quentin for $2. I know for a firsthand fact at least one team was outbid on this guy. The Bastards just got 4 years older picking up this guy. Watch out they don't trip over their beards in the coming weeks.
Broken Angels demoted SS JJ Hardy to Cloud #8 in order to bring up Edwin Encarnacion for $1. Encarnacion's putting up solid numbers, but it's early and it remains to be seen whether this is a streak that is out streaking the streaky Hardy. Look for Hardy to rebound at a weak position.
All the Wrong Cubs dropped one-time fantasy stud Bartolo Colon who has yet to see action this year and might be something pitching for the Red Sox in order to pick up SP John Lannan for $1. Little do people know that in the off season Lannan is a builder at the Lego land in Copenhagen, erecting such attractions as Yoda's cave on Dagobah, a life-size Vern Troyer, and an animatronic alimentary canal that the little ones can walk through. He's a lefty.
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Can I add "Lego Vern Troyer"? Please advise.
You'll have to take up your case with the people at CBS Sportsline.
Good luck and godspeed!
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