Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Trade Approval


As many of you may have noticed, we have a new automated Trade Approval process in place this year.

When Trades are consummated on the CBS Sportsline website, the following notice is sent out to the league:
Team X and Team Awesome have agreed to the following trade: Player Q for Player R.

According to your league rules, you may vote to approve or object to this trade. If 4 owners object before 1 days pass, the trade will go to the commissioner for a final ruling. Otherwise the trade will go through.
You may then go to the Trade Review page and vote. You are certainly not required to vote. Abstaining is the same as approving. However, if there are 4 or more objections to the deal, the trade is forwarded to the Commissioners for review. The Commissioners will review the pertinent details then make a ruling.

In the event one of the Commissioners is involved in a trade that has received 4 or more objections, the other Commissioner will act as the sole Commissioner for the ruling. In the event both Commissioners are involved in a trade, the owner lowest in the standings (based on W/L record, tie breaker to the team with lowest yearly point total to date) who is not involved in the trade will act as Acting Commissioner and rule for the trade in dispute only.

If 24 hours elapse without 4 or more objections, the trade is automatically processed.

Since this is an automated process, if you make trades in person, over the telephone, over IM, or over email, you must officially consummate the trade via Sporstline. Sportsline is responsible for sending out an announcement of the deal.

An exception to this is any trade involving draft picks. A glitch in the CBS Sporstline system doesn't allow for automated trade review of any trades involving picks. As such, the old rules will apply. Any deal involving draft picks must be manually announced to the league and is still subject to a 24-hour approval process. Objections to trades involving draft picks should be registered via the league's message board. Even if Sporstline registers a deal involving draft picks as consummated, the deal is NOT OFFICIAL until 24 hours after the participants post a message. Again, this only involves trades which include draft picks.

Please be aware that if you would like to receive notice of all pending trades that need your vote, you need to go to the email alert page to review your email settings. Make sure "All League Trades" is checked.

If you would prefer not to receive an email each time a trade is up for vote, it is incumbent on you to periodically check to see if there are any transactions in need of approval. Only YOU can prevent unfair trades.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

'Da Chicagoland Baseball Assocation -- 2007 Rules

By special request, we've updated the 2007 rules before the All-Star Break. Below you will find a copy of the updated final rules. A copy will also be posted at our league's website.


ENTRANCE FEE:

Each owner will pay $13 for the season. This fee covers the use of CBS Sportsline’s Fantasy Baseball system. Commissioner Johnston has pre-paid for the league. Please make arrangements with him for payment.

PRIZES: Prizes are as follows:

  • First Place will be awarded DCBA’s World Championship Trophy, which is an autographed baseball card of Rusty Kuntz, to be held in their possession for one year.

  • Second Place will be awarded DCBA’s Second Place Trophy, which is a non-autographed replica olde-tyme baseball card of Johnny Dickshot, to be held in their possession for one year.

  • Last Place (as measured by worst record; lowest point total if tied) will be awarded DCBA’s Booby Prize – a genuine brick from Old Comiskey Park, to be held in their possession for one year.

TEAMS/DIVISIONS:

Our league has been randomly divided up into two divisions. Each division consists of 5 teams. Division assignments are as follows:

Unstoppable Forces: Alan, Chris, Jonathan, Lach, Mike

Immovable Objects: Aamer, Brent, Dave, Gary, Rob


PLAYER POOL:

Any player that CBS Sportsline makes available for the league is eligible to be picked up. This includes many minor league players for which Sportsline has a profile.

ROSTERS: All rosters shall consist of a maximum of 23 players, broken down as follows:

16 Active Players

7 Bench Players

During the draft, each team will draft 18 players.

ACTIVE PLAYERS:

For each Scoring Period, owners will set a maximum of 16 players on their roster as ‘active’ for scoring purposes, broken down as follows:

1 First Baseman

1 Second Baseman

1 Shortstop

1 Third Baseman

1 Center Fielder

1 Right Fielder

1 Left Fielder

1 Catcher

1 Designated Hitter*

5 Starting Pitchers

2 Relief Pitchers


*Hitting statistics will NOT count for pitchers. Any position player may be deemed the DH.

BENCH PLAYERS:

Owners may keep up to 7 ‘bench’ players on their roster, which allows for substitution flexibility between scoring periods. Though ‘bench’ players may appear to accrue points for a scoring period, those points are not used to determine the final score for that period.

POSITION ELIGIBILITY:

A player may be assigned to any position at which he appeared in 20 or more games in the preceding season (2006). Once the 2007 season begins, a player becomes eligible at a position where he appears in at least 5 games. During the season, all players will remain eligible at their initial (pre-season) designated positions. In certain circumstances, Sportsline may not recognize a position for which a player is eligible; the Commissioners may rule that player eligible upon verification on a case-by-case basis.

SEASON: ‘Da Chicagoland Baseball Association’s season will run for 25 weeks, from April 1, 2007 to September 23, 2007.

REGULAR SEASON:

The regular season will run for 23 weeks, from April 1, 2006 to September 9, 2006. During the regular season, each team will play 23 weekly (Monday-Sunday) head-to-head matchups

PLAYOFFS: When the 23-week regular season ends, four teams will make the playoffs:

2 Division winners, with the best overall record determining the #1 and #2 seeds.

2 Wild Cards, composed of the highest scoring of remaining teams, regardless of record.

Please note: the higher-seeded team in each bracket is the Home Team.

The Playoff schedule is as follows:

Division Championship Series – Week 24

September 10 – 16, 2007

#1 v. #4

#2 v. #3

Championship Game – Week 25

September 17 – 23, 2007

Winner of 1/4 v. Winner of 2/3

Please Note: 3rd and 4th place will be determined by the higher point total in Week 24 between the two teams that lost in the Division Championship Series.

For teams that do not qualify for the playoffs, their season effectively ends after week 23.

TIE BREAKER

If there is a tie for the division lead or wildcard, to decide who will make the playoffs the tie-breaker will be as follows (in order):

1. Head-to-Head Record

2. Most Points Scored (ignore and proceed to #3 for wild-card tiebreaker)

3. Most Home Runs during the regular season

4. Most Strikeouts (pitching) during the regular season

5. Coin Flip


Each playoff matchup will run like a regular scoring period from Monday-Sunday. In the event of a tie in a playoff matchup, the team with the home-field advantage gets the victory.

WEEKLY HEAD-TO-HEAD SCORING SYSTEM:

During each week (Monday – Sunday), two teams face each other in a Head-to-Head matchup. Each team earns points based on statistics accumulated by its players that week. Point values are listed in the table below. The team with the most points that week gets a Win, and the other team receives a Loss. Standings are based on a team’s Win/Loss record.

Head-to-Head Scoring Values

Hitting Category

Pitching Category

Single: 1 point

Win: 4 points

Double: 2 points

Quality Start: 3 points

Triple: 3 points

Complete Game: 3 points

Home Run: 4 points

Shutout: 3 points

RBI: 1 point

Save: 7 points

Run Scored: 1 point

Hold: 7 points

Walk: 1 point

Inning Pitched: 1.5 points

Stolen Base: 1 point

Strikeout: 1 point

Hit by Pitch: 1 point

Earned Run: -1 point

Head-to-Head Notes:

A team's score is tabulated daily.

Pitchers' hitting stats will not generate any hitting points, and batter's pitching stats will not generate pitching points.

A player will accumulate hitting stats whether or not he plays at the position designated by CBS SportsLine.com. (e.g., Eric Byrnes is listed at CF on a Fantasy team's roster and he plays RF in a particular game. His hitting stats in that game will still count towards his Fantasy team's total points.)

Only official regular season games will be used to determine Fantasy points. Minor league or exhibition stats generated by your players will not be used.

In the event of a tie in a weekly matchup, the team with the home-field advantage gets the win.

WEEKLY LINEUPS:

DCBA’s league has a weekly lineup change (if needed). A week runs from Monday's games through Sunday's games and, once a week begins, lineups can't be changed for that week. Each week, owners can set a new lineup for the upcoming week. If an owner does not set a lineup for a particular week, the owner's lineup from the previous week will be used. Any use of illegal lineups for a scoring period will result in scoring adjustments (as necessary) from the Commissioner.

LINEUP SETTING DEADLINE:

The deadline for setting your weekly lineup is 30 minutes prior to the start of the period's first game. After the deadline, any lineup changes you enter will become effective for the next scoring week.

STATISTICS CORRECTIONS:

DCBA’s web site will be updated to reflect official statistics corrections that occur up to five days after the game has been completed. For example, for a Saturday game, the official scoring change would have to be made by the following Thursday to be included in our statistics. If the change is made any later, it will not be included in our statistics and your official Fantasy scoring will be based on the original statistic.

DRAFT:

The DCBA draft will be held ONLINE at 11:00 AM CST on Sunday, March 18, 2007. Details to follow.

The order of the draft has been determined based upon the prior year's standings and will proceed as a “snake” draft -- the order is reversed on even-numbered rounds. The draft order for the first two rounds is as follows:

  1. The Darned Sox
  2. Da Infidels
  3. Not So Fragile Flowers
  4. Republican Dickfaces
  5. Festivus Miracles
  6. All the wrong Cubs
  7. Jackanapes
  8. The Consummate Bastards
  9. Bebop Cowboys
  10. Naps
  11. Naps
  12. Bebop Cowboys
  13. The Consummate Bastards
  14. Jackanapes
  15. All the wrong Cubs
  16. Festivus Miracles
  17. Republican Dickfaces
  18. Not So Fragile Flowers
  19. Da Infidels
  20. The Darned Sox

and so on, to Round 18.

Each team will draft 18 players.

ADDING/DROPPING PLAYERS:

Throughout the season, you may want to improve your roster by adding free agent players and releasing players that aren't performing to your expectations. Since we are using weekly lineups, any changes made will go into effect for the following week's games.

The league is using the Free Agent Acquisition Budget ("FAAB") system for player add/drops, which means that every add/drop is granted via a blind, bidding system that is processed automatically via CBA Sportsline. To make a bid on a free agent, each owner will go to the My Team/Add-drop page and select the players to be added and dropped then a bid is entered. The team with the highest bid for that player will be awarded the player and the bid value subtracted from their budget.

Owners will have a budget of $50 for the entire season. You may include FAAB money in player traders. You may also trade players exclusively for FAAB money.

FAAB will run TWICE WEEKLY: On Wednesday nights and Sunday nights. As such, there are two weekly deadlines for bidding on players: Wednesdays at 11:59 PM and Sundays at 11:59 PM. (Bids will automatically be processed between Midnight and 6:00 AM the next morning.)

Only whole dollar bids will be accepted. You may not bid $0.

Each period, there will be a FAAB order based on the reverse order of the standings. If there is a tie bid for a player, the FAAB order is used; the owner that is higher in the list will receive the player and be moved to the bottom. For pre-season add/drops, the FAAB order will be based on the reverse order of the draft. The FAAB order resets itself each week.

Please note: once you are awarded a player in an auction, you move to the bottom of the FAAB order for any other bids that week. But as mentioned, the FAAB order resets on a weekly basis to the reverse order of standings.

Below are some examples of FAAB scenarios:

Example #1

Naps -- listed No. 1 in the FAAB order since they are in last place -- puts in bids for three players:
Josh Paul, bid of $25
Brian Anderson, bid of $10
Eric Young, bid of $1

Bebop Cowboys -- listed No. 8 in the FAAB since they are in first place -- puts in bids for the same three players:
Josh Paul, bid of $15
Brian Anderson, bid of $10
Eric Young, bid of $1

The system looks for the player that has the highest overall bid placed on him. In this case, Josh Paul would be the first player auctioned. The system would then search through every bid submitted for Josh Paul. The team with the highest bid for Josh Paul would win that player. In this example, the Naps would be awarded Josh Paul.

The FAAB process will continue in this manner. The system will seek out the player that has the highest overall bid for him. Brian Anderson will be the next player auctioned. If there are 2 equal bids for the same player, the system will award the player to the team that is highest on the FAAB order. For Example, Brian Anderson will be auctioned second and awarded to the Bebop Cowboys because they are now ahead of the Naps in the FAAB order (remember the Naps would be at the bottom of the FAAB order because the won the previous auction.)

Finally, Eric Young will be auctioned last and awarded to the Naps because they are higher on the FAAB order (the Bebop Cowboys were dropped to the bottom of the FAAB order because the won the previous auction).

If a team is dropping the same player for multiple bids and that team wins a bid all subsequent bids involving "same" dropped player become invalid.

Example #2

FAAB Budget is $100

The remaining budgets for the bidding teams are as follows:

John's Team $55
Sam's Team $80
Joe's Team $40
Larry's Team $65

John is listed #1 in the FAAB order and his FAAB bids are:
Player A bid of $30 dropping Player X
Player F bid of $30 dropping Player Y

Sam is listed #3 in the FAAB order and his FAAB bids are:
Player B bid of $20 dropping Player M
Player C bid of $15 dropping Player M
Player D bid of $5 dropping Player O

Joe is listed #4 in the FAAB order and his FAAB bids are:
Player C bid of $10 dropping Player R
Player E bid of $10 dropping Player R

Larry is listed #7 in the FAAB order and his FAAB bids are:
Player F bid of $5 dropping Player T
Player D bid of $5 dropping Player V

The first player to be auctioned is Player A for $30. Player A is auctioned first because $30 is the highest overall bid. John has Player A prioritized as his first bid. John wins the bid for Player A for $30. John drops to the bottom of the FAAB order and $30 is subtracted from his FAAB budget.

Player F would not be auctioned at this time because John's $30 bid would exceed his FAAB budget.

The second player to be auctioned is Player B. Sam wins the bid for Player B with a bid of $20. Sam drops to the bottom of the FAAB order and $20 is subtracted from his FAAB budget.

The third player to be auctioned is Player C for $10. Sam's bid of $15 became invalid when Sam dropped Player M to claim Player B. Joe wins the bid for Player C with a bid of $10. Joe drops to the bottom of the FAAB order and $10 is subtracted from his FAAB budget.

The Fourth player to be auctioned is Player F for $5. Player F is auctioned next for 2 reasons:
1)Larry is higher in the FAAB order because Sam dropped below Larry with a successful bid earlier in the bidding process. Since Larry is higher in the FAAB order, his bid (Player F for $5) will be auctioned before Sam's bid (Player D for $5).

2)Larry has prioritized his bid of Player F over Player D.

Larry wins the bid for Player F for $5. As stated previously, John's $30 bid for Player F was invalid because his bid would have exceeded his FAAB budget.

The last player to be auctioned is Player D. Both Larry and Sam have equal bids of $5 for Player D. Sam wins the bid for Player D because he is higher in the FAAB order. John had dropped to the bottom of the FAAB order by winning his previous bid. Sam drops to the bottom of the FAAB order and $5 is subtracted from his FAAB budget.

Player E is not auctioned because Joe no longer has Player R to drop and there aren't any other bids for Player E. If Joe had a different player to drop Player E would have been auctioned.

The Fourth player to be auctioned is Player F for $5. Player F is auctioned next for 2 reasons:
1)Larry is higher in the FAAB order because Sam dropped below Larry with a successful bid earlier in the bidding process. Since Larry is higher in the FAAB order, his bid (Player F for $5) will be auctioned before Sam's bid (Player D for $5).

2)Larry has prioritized his bid of Player F over Player D.

Larry wins the bid for Player F for $5. As stated previously, John's $30 bid for Player F was invalid because his bid would have exceeded his FAAB budget.

The last player to be auctioned is Player D. Both Larry and Sam have equal bids of $5 for Player D. Sam wins the bid for Player D because he is higher in the FAAB order. John had dropped to the bottom of the FAAB order by winning his previous bid. Sam drops to the bottom of the FAAB order and $5 is subtracted from his FAAB budget.

Player E is not auctioned because Joe no longer has Player R to drop and there aren't any other bids for Player E. If Joe had a different player to drop Player E would have been auctioned.

One final note on FAAB: Budgets do not carry over to the next season. Any leftover funds will be collected by the commissioners to help defray the cost of a season-ending pretend pizza party.

FREE AGENTS:

Any player who is not on a team is considered a free agent. This includes any player who has not been drafted on draft day. A dropped player will be on hold for a period of 24 hours before he is eligible for bidding.

TRADES:

Trades between teams can take any of several forms:

Player(s) for player(s);

Player(s) for FAAB money;

Player(s) for draft pick(s);

Draft pick(s) for draft pick(s); or

Any combination thereof.

Please note that the trading of draft picks is only applicable to the draft immediately succeeding the current season (i.e., 2007 draft picks can be traded prior to the 2007 draft; 2008 draft picks can be traded after the 2007 draft, during the 2007 season and prior to the 2008 draft; 2009 draft picks cannot be traded until the completion of the 2008 draft).

TRADE APPROVAL:

Trades will now be approved via CBS Sportsline’s automated trade approval process. When teams agree to a trade using Sportsline, an announcement of the trade will be automatically sent out by CBS. (If you agree to a deal by email or in-person, etc, please make sure to officially memorialize the deal via Sportsline.) After the announcement, the league will have 24 hours in which to vote for the trade – Approve or Object. If there are 4 or more objections to the trade, the commissioners will intervene and make a ruling after a careful investigation of the circumstances. If there are less than 4 objections, the trade will be automatically processed after the expiration of the 24-hour period. Please note, you are not required to vote for each trade. Abstention = assent.

In the event one of the Commissioners is involved in a trade that has received 4 or more objections, the other Commissioner will act as the sole Commissioner for the ruling. In the event both Commissioners are involved in a trade, the owner lowest in the standings (based on W/L record, tie breaker to the team with lowest yearly point total to date) who is not involved in the trade will act as Acting Commissioner and rule for the trade in dispute only.

Please note: in order for trades to be effective the next scoring period, the weekly trade deadline is 24 hours and 30 minutes prior to the line-up setting deadline for that week. For instance, if Monday’s first game is at 1:05 PM, making the weekly line-up deadline at 12:35 PM, a trade would have to be completed by 12:35 PM on Sunday in order to allow a full 24-hour vote. Trades that occur after the 24-hour, 30 minute deadline will not be effective until the period after the next scoring period.

SEASON TRANSACTION DEADLINE:

A trading deadline of 24 hours and 30 minutes prior to first scheduled MLB game on, August 27, 2007 will be imposed. (Please note, this is estimated to be around 12:35 PM on Sunday, August 26. We will update you as to the exact deadline as the time approaches.) No trades will be allowed after this time. Additionally, an Add/Drop deadline of 11:59 PM Sunday, August 26, 2007 will be imposed. You may not bid on a Free Agent or drop a player from your roster after this time, except to replace an injured player on your roster. After the transaction deadline, in the event a starting player is placed on the DL, an owner may acquire a Free Agent on the condition that the Free Agent acquisition will be placed immediately (effective at the submission of the weekly lineup) into the starting lineup to replace the injured player.

THE COMMISSIONERS:

The Commissioners (Alan & Chris Johnston) act as the ruling body for the league. They will resolve all disputes between teams, answer questions regarding the rules, and oversee all transactions.

A unanimous ruling by the Commissioners is final. In the event that a team owner is unhappy with a ruling, he will be allowed to appeal the decision to the entire league. The appeal vote must take place before 10:00 pm of the day of the Commissioners’ decision, otherwise the decision is final.

In the event that the Commissioners are unable to come to a decision on an issue, they will bring the issue to all of the owners for a vote. A majority vote (5 votes) of all of the owners will resolve the issue.

KEEPERS:

Prior to the 2008 season, each owner will be allowed to keep five players on their roster for the 2008 season. The deadline for keeper decisions will be one week prior to the 2009 draft.

In the event of a future vacancy in ownership, the entire roster of the ownerless team will be offered to an incoming owner. The incoming owner will make the keeper decision.

MISCELLANEOUS INFO:

League E-mail Address: dcba@baseball.sportsline.com (a copy will be sent to each owner)
League Website: http://dcba.baseball.sportsline.com/
Co-Commissioner Alan's E-mail Address: ajsacki@gmail.com
Commissioner Johnston’s E-mail Address: cjohnston@gmail.com

Friday, February 23, 2007

Team Profile - Da Infidels

2006 Record: 9-14
4th Place, Immovable Objects Division

Points
Overall: 8th

Can't keep: Gary Sheffield, Scott Rolen, Todd Helton.

Shouldn't keep: AJ Pierzynski, Nomar Garciaparra, Reed Johnson, Ken Griffey,Jr., Juan Pierre, Jason Giambi, Mark Buerhle, Kevin Millwood, Jason Hirsh, Edinson Volquez, Chris Ray, Billy Wagner.

Close call: Randy Johnson, Mike Mussina, Brandon Arroyo.

Should keep: Alfonso Soriano, Freddy Sanchez, Jason Bay, Rafael Furcal, C-Ming Wang.


Team Profiles are provided by Co-Commissioner Alan for entertainment/reference purposes only, and do not suggest the cooperation, consent or endorsement of any specific team owner.

Team Profile - The Darned Sox

2006 Record: 8-15
5th Place, Unstoppable Forces Division

Points
Overall: 9th

Can't keep: N/A

Shouldn't keep: Paul Lo Duca, Raul Ibanez, Juan Rivera, Magglio Ordonez, Doug Davis, Jon Lester, Ervin Santana, Vicente Padilla, Chris Capuano, Dave Bush, Nate Robertson, J.J. Putz, Francisco Cordero.

Close call: Richie Sexson, Dan Uggla, Rickie Weeks, Bill Hall, Morgan Ensberg.

Should keep: Prince Fielder, Ryan Zimmerman, Hanley Ramirez, Ben Sheets, Scott Kazmir.


Team Profiles are provided by Co-Commissioner Alan for entertainment/reference purposes only, and do not suggest the cooperation, consent or endorsement of any specific team owner.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Team Profile - Not So Fragile Flowers

2006 Record: 9-14
4th Place, Immovable Objects Division

Points
Overall: 11th

Can't keep: Victor Martinez.

Shouldn't keep: Kevin Youkilis, David Dellucci, Orlando Hernandez, Bob Wickman, Adam LaRoche, Armando Rios, Torii Hunter, Jered Weaver, Freddy Garcia, Chuck James, Barry Zito.

Close call: Chipper Jones, Tim Hudson, Jimmy Rollins, Justin Duchscherer, Tom Glavine, Hideki Matsui.

Should keep: Derek Jeter, Bob Abreu, Manny Ramirez, Grady Sizemore, Robinson Cano.

Team Profiles are provided by Co-Commissioner Alan for entertainment/reference purposes only, and do not suggest the cooperation, consent or endorsement of any specific team owner, especially one who doesn't approve of "wasted keystrokes."

Team Profile - Republican Dickfaces

2006 Record: 11-12
4th Place, Immovable Objects Division

Points
Overall: 10th

Can't keep: N/A

Shouldn't keep: Kenji Johjima, Gary Matthews, Jr., Cliff Lee, John Maine, Angel Guzman, Kenny Rogers, Jake Westbrook, Ian Snell, Adam Eaton, Greg Maddux, Todd Jones, Anthony Otsuka, Scot Shields, Trevor Hoffman.

Close call: Garrett Atkins, Ichiro Suzuki, Ricky Nolasco.

Should keep: Justin Morneau, Chase Utley, Miguel Tejada, Matt Holliday, Carlos Delgado.


Team Profiles are provided by Co-Commissioner Alan for entertainment/reference purposes only, and do not suggest the cooperation, consent or endorsement of any specific team owner.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Team Profile - Festivus Miracles

2006 Record: 12-11
3rd Place, Immovable Objects Division

Points
Overall: 6th

Can't keep: Michael Young, Mariano Rivera.

Shouldn't keep: Jorge Posada, Ivan Rodriguez, Brandon Phillips, Eric Chavez, Chone Figgins, Jeff Francoeur, Orlando Cabrera, Jarrod Washburn, Jeff Weaver, Jeremy Sowers, Javier Vazquez, Joe Borowski, Chad Cordero.

Close call: Vladimir Guerrero, Chad Tracy, Jim Edmonds.

Should keep: Mark Teixeira, Lance Berkman, Roy Oswalt, Josh Beckett, Dontrelle Willis.


Team Profiles are provided by Co-Commissioner Alan for entertainment/reference purposes only, and do not suggest the cooperation, consent or endorsement of any specific team owner.

Team Profile - All The Wrong Cubs

2006 Record: 12-11
2nd Place, Unstoppable Forces Division

Points
Overall: 4th

Can't keep: Brian Roberts.

Shouldn't keep: Russ Martin, Jhonny Damon, Mike Cameron, Edgar Renteria, Zach Duke, Jeff Francis, Jason Jennings, Erik Bedard, Kelvim Escobar, Matt Morris, Jon Garland, Jason Marquis, Curt Schilling, Jon Papelbon.

Close call: Pat Burrell, Jose Contreras, Bobby Jenks.

Should keep: Derrek Lee, David Ortiz, Aramis Ramirez, Brad Hawpe, Aaron Harang.


Team Profiles are provided by Co-Commissioner Alan for entertainment/reference purposes only, and do not suggest the cooperation, consent or endorsement of any specific team owner.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Team Profile - Consummate Bastards

2006 Record: 14-10
2nd Place, Immovable Objects Division
Wildcard Playoff Entrant

Points
Overall: 1st

Can't keep: Felix Hernandez.

Shouldn't keep: Ray Durham, Mark Teahan, Edwin Encarnacion, Jhonny Peralta, Nick Markakis, Chris Duncan, Jim Thome, Francisco Liriano, Roger Clemens, Daniel Cabrera, Chris Young, Joel Zumaya, Takashi Saito.

Close call: Brian McCann, Dan Haren, Cole Hamels, Justin Verlander.

Should keep: Albert Pujols, Miguel Cabrera, Johan Santana, Jake Peavy, Carlos Beltran.

Team Profiles are provided by Co-Commissioner Alan for entertainment/reference purposes only, and do not suggest the cooperation, consent or endorsement of any specific team owner.

Team Profile - Jackanapes

2006 Record: 11-13 (as The Bucketheads)
3rd Place, Unstoppable Forces Division
Wildcard Playoff Entrant

Points
Overall: 3rd

Can't keep: Travis Hafner.

Shouldn't keep: Josh Willingham, Ryan Garko, Mike Sweeney, Mark DeRosa, Chad Billingsley, Matt Garza, Noah Lowry, Livan Hernandez, Clay Hensley, Mike Gonzalez, Aaron Heilman.

Close call: Jeff Kent, A.J. Burnett, Andy Pettitte, Jason Schmidt, Brett Myers.

Should keep: Troy Glaus, Carl Crawford, Carlos Zambrano, B.J. Ryan, Roy Halladay.


Team Profiles are provided by Co-Commissioner Alan for entertainment/reference purposes only, and do not suggest the cooperation, consent or endorsement of any specific team owner.

Monday, February 19, 2007

Rules Rules Rules

As an Amendment to the recently distributed ballot regarding Rules & Regulations for the 2007 season, the following has also been proposed.

PROPOSED: Allow pre-season trading of Players for Draft Pick(s) for that year's draft, or trading of Draft Pick(s) for Draft Pick(s) for that year's draft. For instance, during pre-season 2007, only 2007 draft picks can be traded. There will be no trading of future seasons' draft picks.
A. No. Keep like last year and don't allow trading of draft picks, as detailed above.
B. Yes, allow trading of draft picks as detailed above.

Please submit your vote via this post's comment section by 5:00 PM (CST) Friday, February 23, 2007. A majority of the votes cast will be needed to change the rule.

IN ADDITION, if you or your family have any additional Rules &
Regulations ideas and/or suggestions for 2007, please keep them to yourself. If you refuse to do so, you may advise the Commissioners of your ideas and/or suggestions in the vain hope that such ideas and/or suggestions will be duly contemplated and presented herein. The Rules will be marked as FINAL at 5:00 PM (CST) on Friday, February 23, 2007.

Friday, February 16, 2007

Getting to Know...The Darned Sox



Many of you may have noticed that Christopher Miller is no longer with us. League-wise, that is. He's still alive from what I hear. In fact, he was recently hired as a Beer Vendor at Miller Park. Unfortunately his contract states that he may not participate in fantasy baseball. Thus, we bid him a fond farewell. Farewell, Bernie Brewer; I wish you a lifetime of chomping on an everlasting Bratwurst.

So who is taking his place in Ye Olde DCBAe?

After scouring the country for a replacement and reviewing countless applications, we found a taker. His name is Jonathan Hooker and he's from Dallas, Texas.

Jonathan and I recently sat down for a lengthy chat. Below is a transcript.

Commissioner Johnston: Welcome, welcome. Thanks for joining us.

Jonathan Hooker: Allow me to preface my answers with a thank you to the kind people of the 'Da Chicagoland Baseball Association who were in charge of admitting me and caring to ask this stuff. Your invite, acceptance, and especially, this questionnaire is a testament to your decency. I'm humbled that you care to know what I'd think about anything let alone these important questions. I thought people from the big city were supposed to be aloof, not like us bumpkins from the country/Dallas.

CJ: First things first: Do you go by Jonathan or Jon?

JH: Written: Either. Spoken: Jonathan. I can make no guarantees that I'll know you're talking specifically to me if you use Jon. I go through brief phases where I'll use Jon as a handle. I haven't in a while. So the edge goes to Jonathan.

CJ: I think the No. 1 question on our leaguemates' minds is: Who ARE you exactly and how did you get in this league?

JH: I am Jonathan Peter Hooker. 30, SWM, Dallas Texas. I enjoy snuggling, romantic dinners, etc. I have an 8 month old golden retriever that I really love. But she's a pain in the fucking ass, eating remote controls and such. I broke my kneecap twice in as many months last fall. I grew up playing hockey and some baseball.

I frequently read and post on the Electrical Audio forums. I was the first one to pounce on Brent of the Consumate Bastards' invite. I'd been wanting in a keeper league for several years, but I am seemingly surrounded by basketball and football fans. (I am at or very near that point in my life where I wonder what I actually have in common with my friends. Put a different way, maybe the universe just 'assigned' them to me.) I've tried to start one here and there, but nothing's happened.

CJ: Hooker, eh? What is the Most Memorable Insult Endured Due to Your Last Name?

JH: I don't get it.

No, I do. Nothing memorable or unique. I'd be happy if the most memorable thing wasn't just a lot of "Hey, Hooker...are you a Hooker?" in gym class. I do appreciate it when someone points out that all three of my names, tangentially, have something sexual about them. Because Hooker isn't a good name to have in your email address, and I can't stand those ones with numbers and underscores I created my darnedsock handle as a salut to my grandma who always repaired my hockey socks. It worked out well when coming up with a fantasy baseball team name. Sounds silly when you give it to someone serious.

CJ: What do you do in Texas?

JH: I currently attend the University of North Texas. I am a PhD student in the philosophy department. I am trying to finish my master's thesis in political science on Plato and Machiavelli. I study political philosophy. I would be better at this were it not for fantasy baseball. UNT is located in Denton, about 40 miles north. It's a mediocre school that's huge but that most Texans don't even know about. It's mostly for people from the northern half of Texas who either don't want to tell their parents they don't give a damn about going to college or are transferring in from junior college. I fell into the former category. It has one or two very good programs. I accidently happened upon a couple of excellent teachers near the end of my undergrad years. These men really changed my way of thinking and effectively spared me a life that was limited to shitty weed and video games. I stuck around UNT for them, but should've moved to a place that was more friendly to my area of interest before I could do damage to my transcripts. Somethings didn't go my way, compounded with the flux of my 20s and trying to be an adult but basically only being prepared to be a child, and I 'let myself go.' My unhappiness and tendency toward despair snowballed and then things really didn't turn out well. History cannot be rewritten. Shit.

CJ: Man. A PhD student in Philosophy! You've joined the right league. We now have the oddest assortment of owners in Fantasy Baseball history: an historian, an Australian, a war correspondent, a screenwriter/filmmaker, a consummate bastard, a consultant to the Military Industrial Complex, a part-time stay-at-home dad, and a pair of cousins - one the tallest in the league, the other the shortest.

Maybe you can put your knowledge of philosophy to this age-old query: Why do you think that even though the island of Hispaniola contains both Haiti AND the Dominican Republic, only the DR produces quality ballplayers?

JH: Does Haiti produce *any* ballplayers? The language. It's a well-known fact that french-speaking people throw like girls. They sure can't fight worth a shit. Haitians speak french. Therefore, Haitians throw like girls. Seriously, I'd bet language has a lot to do with it. They're both poor countries, so I'd bet economics has far less to do with it than way of life or political conditions.

CJ: If you could invite 3 people, living or dead, to a dinner party where the after-dinner entertainment consists only of Russian Roulette, who would they be?

JH: First person would be Socrates. He'd be the first I'd invite to anything. Maybe Bon Scott because I'm going through a big AC/DC phase and I imagine he'd be fun to party with. Bin Laden might be a tempting answer because I'd like to see his brains splattered on the wall, and would be willing to risk it if forced into this arrangement. Definitive list:

Socrates
Aristophanes (Greek comedic playwrite)
Machiavelli

All are funny as shit when you read them closely (at least the Socrates of Plato and Xenophon) but profoundly thoughtful while being attentive to fart jokes. I'd want to go out laughing after having some good conversation (assuming we could get over the language barrier). It'd also be nice to go light's out before I could forget what they said. If language is a problem, the list would be revised.

CJ: Since our league is comprised mostly of Philistines who can barely read the back of a Froot Loops box, let's switch gears to sports. Do you have any allegiance to a particular MLB team? If so, why?

JH: Not in the metaphysical sense. Or family sense. I don't come from a long line of X fans. I've been pulling for the Red Sox the last 10 years or so. It was that game where Pedro came in (in the 3rd) against the Indians and just aced them when he could hardly throw 80. They were so plucky. I think that was in '99? **[Editors note: Maybe it was this game?]**

I was born in NYC. My first memory was my dad taking me to a New York Ranger game. He told me, basically, that we root for the Rangers because we live in NY. This made sense. He is from East Texas. We moved here when I was a tyke, and he grew up rooting for the Tigers--well before the Texas Rangers had arrived. He tried to get me to root for the Tigers. I wasn't buying this. I rooted for the Rangers for about a year or so, but then realized, that since I was a NYRanger fan and technically from NY, I should be NYYankee fan. (The Mets didn't exist in my mind, being this is an AL town.) So I was a Yankee fan growing up. They disgust me now, but up until that '01 series, they were pretty respectable if not admirable and likable. I do thank the Yankees for sparing me from being attached to maybe the least successful franchise in all professional sports (TX Rangers).

I've become more and more fond of the Cubs because I can watch them most days. Day time in Texas is too hot to do anything more than watch TV, so the Cubs' schedule works out really well. I naturally like the older, more established clubs. I make no attempt to justify any hypocrisy in that. Ivy and the Green Monster are just cool. I also suspect that the NL plays better ball. Smarter, more hustling, etc. I think Bouden says this in 'Ball Four.'

CJ: How do you like your baseball uniforms: Stirrups or Full Pant Leg?

JH: This is a tortuous question. I want to be the traditionalist, but I've thought about this a bit. It all depends on the stirrups. If we're talking the stirrups where it's just a stripe from pant cuff to shoe (Frank Robinson), then long pants. If we're talking about stirrups where there's actual color showing over the sock and below the pant cuff (Carlton Fisk), then I'd go stirrups. I would be open to the idea that some people just look retarded in one but not the other. I also like the stirrup socks to have some stripes. I recall the Red Sox and Cardinals stirrups used to have stripes on the thick part. They should get back to this. I do kinda like that look where the whole sock is a contrasting color. That might be a viable alternative. When I played, I didn't like the feel of the stirrup in my shoe.

CJ: What's your take on the Designated Hitter rule?

JH: I hate the DH. I know it's not trendy to like the Cubs--they are cutesy--but I just can't pay attention to an AL game anymore. So I really enjoy watching Cubs games. I hate the DH so much, I often think that I'd like to do away with it in fantasy baseball as well. Were there a way to have pitchers contribute to your offense, I'd prefer that. Not that I'm sold on small ball or anything. It (1) makes the game more interesting; (2) Is retarded to see everyone have to play both ways except 2 dudes; (3) have one league play by different rules.

CJ: I know it's tough inheriting a roster over which you had no control. However, you have some nice young players on board. In your opinion, which current Darned Sox was more deserving of the 2006 NL Rookie of the Year Award: Hanley Ramirez (Winner), Ryan Zimmerman (2nd Place), Dan Uggla (3rd Place)?

JH: Wait a minute, lemme look at the stats. It's been a long winter. OK. While I can't say this is what I'd have said to you in October, I'd go Ramirez, Uggla, Zimmerman. Preliminarily. The first two play the more difficult positions. I'm partial to 2nd base because that's what I was when I was a kid. I'd argue its got the hardest move on the field with the throw to first in a 6/5-4-3 DP, since he's running the other way. Maybe I'd go Uggla first. Fuckit, Uggla.

CJ: And finally, Mariano Rivera enters games with Metallica's 'Enter Sandman' playing; when Carlos Lee steps into the batter's box Van Halen's 'Panama' is playing. (For a full list of player intro songs click here.) What would YOUR song be?

JH: I would probably have a bank of 5 or 6 songs to play on random, rather than be one of those guys with just one. They'd include:
  • Q Lazzarus' "Goodbye Horses"--the song Buffalo Bill did the tuck dance to in Silence of the Lambs
  • Nazareth's "Hair of the Dog" if allowable.
  • AC/DC's "Jailbreak"
  • Satie's "Gymnopedie #1"
  • Stars of the Lid's... whatever. It'd all sound the same in a stadium full of people.
  • Silence, if allowable. If not that, then that Philip Glass song that's basically just silence.
If Mickey Mantle and Ted Williams didn't need a theme song, then neither would I.

CJ: Thanks for your time, Jonathan. Oh wait. One more thing. DeRosa for Sheets?

JH: Maybe, if I were Jim Hendry.

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Gentlemen: please welcome Jonathan and The Darned Sox to our fair league.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Voting is Closed

Nine owners voted. A majority of votes were needed to change a rule from last year. The rules will be updated to reflect the changes.

Voting results are below:

  1. PROPOSED: Add the offense scoring category of Hit-By-Pitch.

A. No, keep the same as last year. No points are awarded a batter that is hit by a pitch.

B. Yes, a batter who is hit by a pitch will score 1 point.

RESULT: HBP are now 1 point


  1. PROPOSED: Increase the point value of Stolen Bases.

A. No, keep the same value as last year in which a Stolen Base = 1 point

B. Yes, increase the value of a Stolen Base to 1.25 points

C. Yes, increase the value of a Stolen Base to 1.5 points but also deduct -0.5 for each Caught Stealing.

RESULT: Stolen Bases remain 1 point


  1. PROPOSED: Instead of requiring a starting line-up to include 5 Starting Pitchers and 2 Relief Pitchers, an owner may use any combination of seven pitchers he deems appropriate: 6 SP, 1 RP or 2 SP, 5 RP or 4 SP, 3 RP, or any combination equaling 7.

A. No, keep the same as last year in which each owner starts 5 SP and 2 RP on a weekly basis.

B. Yes, allow owners to decide each week which combinations to start.

RESULT: Pitchers will remain at 5 SP/2 RP


  1. PROPOSED: Change the method of Free Agent Acquisition.

A. No, keep the same system -- Waiver Wire – as last year.

B. Yes, use blind bidding for Free Agents on a weekly basis using CBS’s automated Free Agent Acquisition Budget (“FAAB”) which is essentially a return to Fantasy Dollars from past seasons, though now it may be automated via CBS Sportsline.

RESULT: Free Agents will now be acquired via FAAB (AKA blind bidding or fantasy dollars)

  1. PROPOSED: Allow an owner to pick up any player at anytime, including minor league players who have yet to play in the major leagues. As long as CBS Sportsline has a player available, they may be picked up.

A. No, keep the same system as last year in which a minor-leaguer must play in a MLB game before being eligible to be picked up.

B. Yes, allow an owner to pick up any player at any time, including minor league players.

RESULT: An owner may now pick up a player who is in the minor leagues

  1. PROPOSED: Allow any player drafted in any round to be eligible for future Keeper Status.

A. No, like last year, restrict any players drafted in the first three rounds of the current year’s draft to be eligible for Keeper the following year.

B. Yes, remove all restrictions. Any player drafted in any round may be kept.

RESULT: There will be no restrictions on keepers for future drafts

  1. PROPOSED: After the Transaction Deadline when rosters are frozen, allow on a case-by-case basis for teams that are either in the playoffs or within reach of a playoff spot (which is at the sole determination of the commissioners) the opportunity to replace a significantly injured player who, due to MLB custom, typically is NOT placed on the Disabled List after September 1. The term ‘significantly inured’ is at the sole determination of the commissioners. Cases will be bolstered by evidence provided by the petitioner. For example, an article stating that Player X has broken his arm and won’t play again until the Spring would probably be considered replaceable. However, a player who tweaks his hamstring and is projected to sit out 3 games would probably not be considered replaceable.

A. No, keep the same system as last year. Careful roster construction should prepare you for all eventualities.

B. Yes, allow teams in contention to petition to replace a significantly injured player.

RESULT: Like last year, only officially DL'd players can be replaced after 9/1

  1. PROPOSED: The rules and constitution of the DCBA League as they exist subsequent to the vote on amendments (whether all, any, some or none), that occur as of Thursday, February 15, 2007 shall not be changed for a period of two years. All matters decided on for the 2007 season shall be the effective rules for the 2008 season, as well, with no possibility of amendment.

A. No, keep the same as last year and allow season-end revision of rules and procedures.

B. Yes, once approved, keep the same procedures and rules for two years: 2007 and 2008.

RESULT: Like last year, the league can revisit the rules & regulations in the offseason


Thursday, February 08, 2007

Voting is Open

  1. PROPOSED: Add the offense scoring category of Hit-By-Pitch.

A. No, keep the same as last year. No points are awarded a batter that is hit by a pitch.

B. Yes, a batter who is hit by a pitch will score 1 point.

  1. PROPOSED: Increase the point value of Stolen Bases.

A. No, keep the same value as last year in which a Stolen Base = 1 point

B. Yes, increase the value of a Stolen Base to 1.25 points

C. Yes, increase the value of a Stolen Base to 1.5 points but also deduct -0.5 for each Caught Stealing.

  1. PROPOSED: Instead of requiring a starting line-up to include 5 Starting Pitchers and 2 Relief Pitchers, an owner may use any combination of seven pitchers he deems appropriate: 6 SP, 1 RP or 2 SP, 5 RP or 4 SP, 3 RP, or any combination equaling 7.

A. No, keep the same as last year in which each owner starts 5 SP and 2 RP on a weekly basis.

B. Yes, allow owners to decide each week which combinations to start.

  1. PROPOSED: Change the method of Free Agent Acquisition.

A. No, keep the same system -- Waiver Wire – as last year.

B. Yes, use blind bidding for Free Agents on a weekly basis using CBS’s automated Free Agent Acquisition Budget (“FAAB”) which is essentially a return to Fantasy Dollars from past seasons, though now it may be automated via CBS Sportsline.

  1. PROPOSED: Allow an owner to pick up any player at anytime, including minor league players who have yet to play in the major leagues. As long as CBS Sportsline has a player available, they may be picked up.

A. No, keep the same system as last year in which a minor-leaguer must play in a MLB game before being eligible to be picked up.

B. Yes, allow an owner to pick up any player at any time, including minor league players.

  1. PROPOSED: Allow any player drafted in any round to be eligible for future Keeper Status.

A. No, like last year, restrict any players drafted in the first three rounds of the current year’s draft to be eligible for Keeper the following year.

B. Yes, remove all restrictions. Any player drafted in any round may be kept.

  1. PROPOSED: After the Transaction Deadline when rosters are frozen, allow on a case-by-case basis for teams that are either in the playoffs or within reach of a playoff spot (which is at the sole determination of the commissioners) the opportunity to replace a significantly injured player who, due to MLB custom, typically is NOT placed on the Disabled List after September 1. The term ‘significantly inured’ is at the sole determination of the commissioners. Cases will be bolstered by evidence provided by the petitioner. For example, an article stating that Player X has broken his arm and won’t play again until the Spring would probably be considered replaceable. However, a player who tweaks his hamstring and is projected to sit out 3 games would probably not be considered replaceable.

A. No, keep the same system as last year. Careful roster construction should prepare you for all eventualities.

B. Yes, allow teams in contention to petition to replace a significantly injured player.

  1. PROPOSED: The rules and constitution of the DCBA League as they exist subsequent to the vote on amendments (whether all, any, some or none), that occur as of Thursday, February 15, 2007 shall not be changed for a period of two years. All matters decided on for the 2007 season shall be the effective rules for the 2008 season, as well, with no possibility of amendment.

A. No, keep the same as last year and allow season-end revision of rules and procedures.

B. Yes, once approved, keep the same procedures and rules for two years: 2007 and 2008.

Friday, February 02, 2007

Team Profile - Bebop Cowboys

2006 Record: 16-9
1st Place, Immovable Objects Division
Winner, Johnny "Ugly" Dickshot Trophy

Points
Offense: 2nd
Pitching: 6th
Overall: 2nd

Can't keep: Alfonso Soriano, Paul Konerko, JD Drew.

Shouldn't keep: Ramon Hernandez, Michael Cuddyer, Felipe Lopez, Jaret Wright, Josh Johnson, Jamie Shields, Brad Penny, David Wells, Scott Olsen, Jason Isringhausen.

Close call: Nick Swisher, Carlos Lee, CC Sabathia, Francisco Rodriguez.

Should keep: Alex Rodriguez, Adam Dunn, Vernon Wells, Chris Carpenter, John Lackey.


Team Profiles are provided by Co-Commissioner Alan for entertainment/reference purposes only, and do not suggest the cooperation, consent or endorsement of any specific team owner.

Team Profile - Naps

2006 Record: 16-9
1st Place, Unstoppable Forces Division
Winner, Rusty Kuntz Trophy

Points
Offense: 6th
Pitching: 3rd
Overall: 5th

Can't keep: Ryan Howard, Barry Bonds.

Shouldn't keep: Howie Kendrick, Adrian Beltre, Curtis Granderson, Wily Mo Pena, Aubrey Huff, Joe Blanton, Rich Hill, Anibal Sanchez, Esteban Loaiza, Jon Lieber, Jorge Julio, Ryan Dempster.

Close calls: Jeremy Bonderman, Matt Cain, Joe Mauer, Joe Nathan.

Should keep: Brandon Webb, Jose Reyes, David Wright, Andruw Jones, John Smoltz.


Team Profiles are provided by Co-Commissioner Alan for entertainment/reference purposes only, and do not suggest the cooperation, consent or endorsement of any specific team owner.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Player Profile - Barry Bonds

No team has ever won the DCBA Championship without Barry Bonds.

Player Profile - JD Drew

A left-handed hitter who can spray the ball to all fields, Drew should be able to take advantage of the dimensions at Fenway Park. Fenway’s park factor for HR was 0.727 last year, but it is usually around 0.8, while Dodger Stadium has a HR factor just above 1.000. Don’t expect Drew to top 25 home runs, even if he plays a full season in 2007. However, the Green Monster gave a nice 2B factor of 1.368 in 2006 (it was 1.019 for Dodger Stadium), so that should translate into a ton of doubles for Drew. It is likely that he will have to adjust to the American League style of pitching, which generally relies on more power and less breaking stuff.

Player Profile - Felix Hernandez

Did you ever wonder why Felix Hernandez did not quite reach his potential last year? In this article by Geoff Baker, we learn how Felix is preparing to rebound next year. "All I do all day is sleep and watch TV," Hernandez says with a shrug and a grin. "I don't even want to think about baseball. Sleeping and watching TV. That's what I want to do."
This slobbish, anti-Clemensesque offseason regimen should have Felix up to 300 pounds by 2008.

Player Profile - Mariano Rivera

Mariano Rivera hasn't finished with an ERA above 2.00 since his injury-shortened 2002 season. His WHIP has been above 1.00 only twice in the past eight years. He saved 34 games last year, which was his second-lowest total in the past 10 years. His strikeout rate dropped last year, but that's being nitpicky if you're going to complain about that. This certain Hall of Famer remains a dominant closer and strong fantasy option.

Player Profile - Scott Rolen

According to Scott Rolen, he is feeling better than he has in years. I would make a prediction that he will have a year as good or better than Pujols.
Oh, and for all the Pujols fans. Look at him and tell me you really think he is 26. Come on and clear your head. He is from the Dominican and you know they do not keep accurate birth records. So, I give him 4 to 5 more years and he will be done. Look how many times last year he had little issues and went on the DL.
Enough about Sir Al and back to Rolen. He WILL be a force this year!!!!

Player Profile - Victor Martinez

Victor Martinez said Thursday that he and Angel Delgado shared a last kiss moments before bullets were fired into their heads.

Martinez will be 28 years old on opening day, so expecting him to evolve into the 30-HR/100 RBI hitter it looked like he would become is too optimistic. His home run totals have dropped for three years in a row now, bottoming out at 16 a year ago. While it’s unlikely he’ll continue to continue that downward trend, he’s equally as unlikely to club more than 25—if that many. On the other hand, his BA and OBP have climbed the last three years, mitigating, in the real game, the dip in his slugging percentage. Add it all up and you’ve got a legitimate .300-hitting catcher with 15-20 home run power. That won’t hurt your fantasy team, will it?

Player Profile - Brian Roberts

Roberts started to spray flyballs to all fields, and in 2004 many of those flyballs turned into doubles -- in fact, 50 of them, the record for a switch hitter, and tops in Orioles franchise history for a single season. In 2005, the doubles onslaught continued, but with a dramatic increase in homerun production. 2006 has the ball on the ground a bit more, which accounts for some of the dropoff in power production, but he continues to hit the ball to all fields, and has managed to approach double digits in homeruns following year after year of very low single digit totals.

Player Profile - Derek Jeter

Jeter posted a phenomenal season for the Yankees in 2006, perhaps his best ever. He set new career marks in doubles (39), stolen bases (34) and batting average (.344) while posting his highest RBI total since 1999 (97). Jeter started the season with a bang, hitting at a head-spinning .398 clip in April and hit .368 or higher in three complete months! The Yankees have reloaded and will undoubtedly rank among the league's highest-scoring lineups. Jeter brings his five-category abilities to put it all in motion. He has played in 148 or more games in 10 of his 11 Major League seasons, delivering 100 or more runs 10 times and double-digit home runs and stolen bases in 11 consecutive seasons with a career .317 batting average.

Player Profile - Todd Helton

Helton has worked with his own trainer away from Coors Field this winter, hoping to rebound from the dip in his power numbers from the last two seasons. Helton had hit 30 or more homers in each season from 1999 thru 2004, before finishing with 20 and 15 in the last two seasons due to back problems in 2005 and the intestinal issues in 2006.

Player Profile - Paul Konerko

Konerko came close to leaving the White Sox through free agency during last year's offseason. In the end, he came back home via a five-year, $60 million deal. In Year 1 of this long-term deal, the White Sox captain hit a career-high .313 with 35 home runs and 113 RBIs. Konerko reached at least 35 home runs and 100 RBIs for his third straight season, and his average increased for the third straight year. Konerko also was named an All-Star for the third time and was one of six AL finalists for the Hank Aaron Award. He posted a .366 average with runners in scoring position and produced a .995 fielding percentage as one of the AL's steadier defensive first baseman. There simply weren't many flaws on the resume of this consummate but low-key leader.

Player Profile - Travis Hafner

Since becoming Cleveland's full-time DH in 2004, the Texas Rangers' castoff has averaged 34 homers and 111 RBIs; he has slugged no less than .583 in any of those seasons, and his lowest on-base percentage is .408. Last year he became the first player to hit five grand slams before the All-Star break, and his 1.098 OPS led the American League. When a fractured ring finger ended his season on Sept. 1, he had 42 dingers and ranked first or second in the American League in three offensive categories. "Pronk is one of the top three hitters in the game," says Indians manager Eric Wedge, who declines to name the other two. "If not for that hand injury, he might have been the best of 2006".

Player Profile - Carlos Beltran

Carlos Beltran played Gold Glove-caliber defense as a centerfielder while posting a .982 OPS in one of baseball’s worst hitter’s parks. That sentence pretty much says everything that needs to be said about his 2006 season. The only negative thing you can say about Beltran’s 2006 season is that he only played in 140 games after averaging approximately 154 games from 2001-2005, but that’s just nitpicking. Simply put, he was phenomenal.