HIS HULK HANDS!
Les Fleurs Pas Si Faibles evidently remember the bite-and-claw furor like a rummage sale at the DCBA Year 2007 draft, and with all due care fold a single dollar into the shape of a caduceus, wrap it in duck feathers and seal it under plexiglass along with a baby’s yawn for Larry Wayne Jones (DL-ATL). Beware, DCBA! You won’t like him when he’s healthy! The “right-handed Travis Hafner,” Ryan “Donnie” Garko, was shunted off, although for much less than the left-handed Travis Hafner commanded (more on that later).
Nopedate: Larry injured his groin on 6/20, and is questionable for this weekend’s series. Fragile indeed!
It’s Easter in almost-July for the Jackanapes, as they stop by the east coast equivalent of Hy-Vee for some Jamon Hernandez (on sale for a $1). John Buck, the hittingest catcher that rarely plays, loses his job as a Jackanape because he only hits homeruns, whereas the Jackanapes prefer singles.
Brad Lidge, who had as yet to record even one single solitary save on the season, was dismissed in a timely fashion as he hits the DL with an oblique strain, for Clay Buchholz, RHP for the Boston Red Sox, who himself will probably not see one single major league inning anytime soon, if at all this year. Unsurprisingly, this move was effected by The Chickenhawking Bastards, who are also cheap bastards, spending only one measly fantasy dollar.
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