TWIDCBA: Week What

Festivus Miracles 352 @ Slipstream Starlings 388.5
Who did what: Chase Utley, 12-27, 2 HR, 10 RBI; Dan Haren, 14.1 IP, 12K, 2 W, 2 QS

Who didn't do what: Garrett Atkins, 4-25, 3 1B, 1 R; Dave Bush, 5.1 IP, 10 H, 7 ER

Who's doing what (4/16-4/30): Matt Holliday, 424/.443/.610; Carlos Beltran, .400/.438/.783, 4 HR, 4 SB

Who's not doing what: Garrett Atkins, .255/.305/.364, 14 K; Mark Teixeira, 229/.327/.417, 12 K

Pacemakers and Recordbreakers:
FM: Jimmy Rollins on pace for 722 AB (recordbreaker!)
SS: Matt Holliday on pace for 265 Hits (recordbreaker!)

Naps 324 @ Savage Sickos 358
Who did what: Vernon Wells, 11-24, 7 1B, 2 2B, 3B, HR, 5 RBI, 9 R, 3 SB, 6 BB; Todd Helton, 11-20, 8 1B, 3 2B, 4 RBI, 4 R, 9 BB

Who didn't do what:Felipe Lopez, 5-24, 5 1B, 3 R, CS; Chris Iannetta, 2-7, 2 1B, R, 3 BB, HP

Who's doing what (4/16-4/30): Alex Rodriguez, .340/.377/.800, 7 HR, 16 RBI; Jose B. Reyes, .390/.463/.644, 11 SB

Who's not doing what: Paul Konerko,.188/.241/.375, 13 K; Kevin Kouzmanoff, .077/.143/.103, 12 K

Pacemakers and Recordbreakers:

SaSi: Alex Rodriguez on pace of 98 HR (recordbreaker!)

The Darned Sox 336 @ Not So Fragile Flowers 303.5
Who did what: Roy Halladay, 8 INN, 5 HA, 10 K, 3 ER, W, QS; Derek Jeter, 8-18, 7 1B, HR, 3 RBI, R, SB, CS, HP

Who didn't do what: Richie Sexson, 2-22, 1B, 2B, 2 RBI, 3 BB; Bobby Aruba, 2-23, 1B, 2B, 3 R, SB, 4 BB

Who's doing what (4/16-4/30): Magglio Ordonez, .465/.558/.860, 3 HR, 21 RBI; Jason Giambi,
.442/.520/.674, 2 HR, 1 HBP

Who's not doing what: Jhonny Damon, .179/.319/.205; Manny Ramirez, .208/.317/.377

Pacemakers and Recordbreakers:

TDS: Dontrelle Willis on pace for 33 Wins
NSFF: Joe Borowski on pace for 66 Saves (recordbreaker!)

All The Wrong Cubs 298 @ Jackanapes 285
Who did what: Aaron Harang, 15.2 INN, 15 HA, 2 BBI, 14 K, 7 ER, 2 W, QS; Carl Crawford, 8-27, 5 1B, 2 2B, HR, 6 RBI, 5 R, 4 SB, 5 BB

Who didn't do what:Eric Boooo-yrnes, 1-17, 1B, RBI, 3 BB, CS; Bill E.E.E.E.E. Hall, 2-22, 2 1B, 3 BB, CS

Who's doing what (4/16-4/30): Joe Mauer, .409/.518/.636, 10 RBI; Brandon Phillips, .327/.362/.564, 3 HR, 13 RBI

Who's not doing what: Curtis Granderson, .260/.288/.500, 14 K; Carlos Delgado, .137/.228/.255, 11 K

ATWC: Derrek Lee on pace for 91 Doubles (recordbreaker!)

Da Infidels 252 @ The Consummate Bastards 262
Who did what: BJ Upton, 10-24, 3 1B, 4 2B, 3 HR, 9 RBI, 6 R, 3 SB, BB; Gil Meche, 13 INN, 18 HA, 2 BBI, 8 K, 3 ER, W, 2 QS

Who didn't do what: Brian McCann, 2-17, 2 1B, 2 RBI, R, 2 BB; Robinson Cano, 3-21, 2 1B, HR, RBI, 2 R, BB, HP

Who's doing what (4/16-4/30):Rocco Baldelli, .325/.413/.625, 3 HR; Jason Bay, .315/.383/.556, 12 RBI

Who's not doing what:Delmon Young, .173/.204/.212, 13 K; Rafael Furcal, .194/.265/.210, 2 GIDP

Pacemakers and Recordbreakers:

DI: Alfonso Soriano on pace for 6 RBI (pacemaker needed...heart failing...)