Playoff Watch - 2007

More mumbo-jumbo scenarios that will mean nothing come Monday when it's all hashed out.

Unstoppable Forces Division
The newly minted American controls his own fate here; will anyone be able to stop him? Would it be unpatriotic? Meanwhile, the Sox, Naps and Napes all find themselves in single-elimination land, and need the moon to be in Aquarius while the sun shines on the rings of Uranus. They're behind the 8-ball of the magic variety and it says: not bloody likely. And let's not forget the X factor in all of this, Michael X. Roberts - will his squadron wear the laurels or has he been handed a bouquet of pansies?


All the Wrong Cubs (13-7): at Sox, vs. Miracles, at Flowers
Hold tiebreaker over: Jackanapes, Sox (Flowers TBD)

Can win the division if: they finish 3-0.
If they finish 2-1: & beat the Flowers;
If they finish 1-2: & beat the Flowers;
If they finish 0-3: cannot win the division.

Not So Fragile Flowers (12-8): at Naps, vs. Jackanapes, vs. Cubs
Hold tiebreaker over: (Cubs, Jackanapes TBD)

Can win the division if: they finish 3-0.
If they finish 2-1: & beat the Cubs;
If they finish 1-2: & beat the Cubs & the Cubs finish 0-3 & the Jackanapes finish 2-1 or worse & the Sox finish 2-1 or worse & the Naps finish 2-1 or worse.
If they finish 0-3: cannot win the division.

The Darned Sox (10-10): vs. Cubs, vs. Naps, vs. Starlings
Hold tiebreaker over: Jackanapes, Flowers (Naps TBD)

Can win the division if: they finish 3-0 & the Cubs finish 0-3 & the Flowers finish 1-2 or worse.
If they finish 2-1/1-2/0-3: cannot win the division.

Naps (10-10): vs. Flowers, at Sox, at Jackanapes
Hold tiebreaker over: Cubs, Flowers (Sox TBD)

Can win the division if: they finish 3-0 & the Cubs finish 0-3 & the Flowers finish 1-2 or worse.
If they finish 2-1/1-2/0-3: cannot win the division.

Jackanapes (10-10): at Bastards, at Flowers, vs. Naps
Hold tiebreaker over: Naps (Flowers TBD)

Can win the division if: they finish 3-0 & the Cubs finish 0-3 & the Sox finish 2-1 or worse.
If they finish 2-1/1-2/0-3: cannot win the division.