With their win over The Darned Sox last week, All The Wrong Cubs knocked out not only TDS, but also the only championship franchises the league has ever known, Jackanapes and Naps; and with Not So Fragile Flowers taking one on the chin, the Cubs are only 1 win away from clinching the division. UF division in the style of Longfellow: Two if by points, one if by record.
All the Wrong Cubs (14-7): vs. Miracles, at Flowers
Hold tiebreaker over: Jackanapes, Sox (Flowers TBD)
Can win the division if they finish 2-0 or 1-1 or, if the Flowers finish 1-1 the Cubs can finish 0-2 and still win the division.
If they finish 0-2, can the Flowers go 2-0, the Flowers win the division.
Not So Fragile Flowers (12-9): vs. Jackanapes, vs. Cubs
Hold tiebreaker over: (Cubs, Jackanapes TBD)
Can win the division if they finish 2-0 AND the Cubs finish 0-2.
If they finish 1-1/0-2, they cannot win the division.
Naps (11-10): at Sox, at Jackanapes
Hold tiebreaker over: N/A
Cannot win the division. In golf parlance, they are out 3&2.
The Darned Sox (10-11): vs. Naps, vs. Starlings
Hold tiebreaker over: N/A
Cannot win the division. A win last week vs. the Cubs would've kept it alive for at least 7 more days.
Jackanapes (10-11): at Flowers, vs. Naps
Hold tiebreaker over: N/A
Cannot win the division. A year after snagging the first overall pick, the Napes are now in line for pick #2. Can you say "Kosuke Fukudome?" No, really, can you?
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I would like to point out at the Savage Sickos are in the middle of the greatest meltdown in the history of DCBA. We're not even waiting for the playoffs to choke this year.
I would like to point out that I am honored to be a part of it.
It's just the same thing that happened last year only the roles are reversed. BC came back to overtake TCB and y'all both lost to me. Oh, history repeating itself, when will you ever stop?
You're obviously still high from your one and only championship thus far.
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