Please to be noting this is merely the rundown of the scenarios to win the divisional title. Wildcard not included.
Immovable Objects Division
Savage Sickos (12-8): at Starlings, vs. Bastards, at Infidels.
Hold tiebreaker over: Festivi (vs. Starlings, Bastards TBD)
Can win the division if: they finish 3-0;
they finish 2-1 and beat the Bastards;
they finish 1-2 (beating the Starlings) and the Bastards go 1-2;
they finish 1-2 (beating the Bastards) and the Starlings go 1-2.
The Consummate Bastards (11-9): vs. Napes, at Sickos, at Festivi.
Hold tiebreaker over: Festivi, Starlings (vs. Sickos TBD)
Can win the division if: they finish 3-0;
they finish 2-1 and beat the Sickos, the Sickos finish 1-2/0-3;
they finish 1-2 and the Sickos finish 0-3.
Slipstream Starlings (10-10): vs. Sickos, vs. Infidels, at Sox.
Hold tiebreaker over: Festivi (vs. Sickos TBD)
Can win the division if: they finish 3-0, the Sickos finish 1-2/0-3 & the Bastards finish 1-2/0-3.
Festivus Miracles (10-10): at Infidels, at Cubs, vs. Bastards.
Hold tiebreaker over: none.
Can win the division if: they finish 3-0, the Sickos finish 0-3 & the Bastards finish 1-2/0-3 & the Starlings finish 2-1/1-2/0-3.
Da Infidels (2-18):
Elimidated, but can deliver Capitol Punishment and screw over the Festivi, Starlings and Sickos. They've played all year just. for. this. moment.
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So, the division you're not in doesn't get a fancy intro?
As part of our league's community outreach efforts, I allowed a terminally ill Make-A-Wish patient to do this division's writeup. Way to make Gary feel appreciated, bastard.
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