TransAction Thursday

All The Wrong Cubs jettison Jacque Jones just jecause. Some teams have grooming requirements, ATWC have bat color restrictions. So, in an effort to find an honest pitcher, ATWC throw a wadded-up bill at Diogenes Ramon Ortiz, who is off to a solid enough start for the Twinkies.

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The Consummate Bastards, in a rare display of foresight, secure the soon-to-be non-playing rights of Felix Pie the very night Felix Hernandez, who you might know from his having been drafted ahead of Brandon Webb, who himself struck out thirteen (13) hitters last night, those hitters being Padres, who you may or may not know played a late Sunday night game, then traveled to the Cubs for two games (night/day) after which series returned to the West Coast, exits stage left to fife and pipe in the role of TINSTAAP. I hear Pie can throw a strike to home from the outfield, so maybe a reverse-Ankiel is in order once the Cubs realize they can’t get enough playing time for 9 outfielders.

My thoughts on this acquisition?